Subject: Gojee Black History Month and Mardi Gras Recipes
I’ve been away for awhile, grad school and life be crazy. But I’m back with a vengeance. You have no idea how much amazing shit I’ve got backlogged for you. December’s gonna be awesome!
Him: But you’re a better writer than me anyway.
Me: Doubtful, how would you even know that?
Him: *long pause and blank stare* Umm…you have a blog
“A Louisiana man arrested yesterday for driving around a Walmart parking lot with his penis exposed explained to cops that “he gets aroused” when visiting the retail giant, according to a police report.”
Either he’s REALLY into low prices and poor treatment of employees or he’s a Mr. Ghetto fan.
Me: So I told him that sometimes in life it’s okay to be an asshole
Mom: Well that is a very important part of the anatomy and though you don’t use it all the time, when it’s time to use it, it’s just time.
Combining all my favorite elements of my two favorite albums from 2010.
From the Stereogum comments:
“Is it any surprise that Detroit drove out a bunch of pussies from LA who run their mouth and tell immature ghost stories? At the end of the day I’ll take anyone from Detroit in a fight.”
And my personal favorite:
“Detroit is too hyphe for odd future.”
Phone call from Cancun
Me: “Hey Dad, what are you doing?”
Him: “Oh I’m just sitting here by the pool watching the pretty women go by”
Me: Laugh, “Oh, okay, where’s Mom?”
Him: “She’s sitting right here, watching the men go by”
Lance Armstrong says that the right response to high gas prices is to ride your bike. I say stay home and ride your partner!
Starbucks is offering half-off any Frappuccinos May 6th- May15th during Happy Hour (3pm-5pm)