Interview like A BAWSE!

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Today BAWSE (as he shall always be referred) teaches us about interviews. In an interview it’s important to portray confidence, further, if you want to be the bawse, you should do what the bawse does. Here’s the Rickey Rozay guaranteed hired interview script. Trust me.

Q: “Tell me about yourself”
A: “Real niggas do real things for real reasons”

Q: “Okay. Why did you leave your last job?”
A: “Real niggas do real things for real reasons”

Q: “Umm… Tell me about your duties at ____”
A: “Real niggas do real things for real reasons”

Q: “Why do you think you’re a good fit for this position?”
A: “Yeah, I’mma work here. I believe I can do it, too. Look at this blunt. This blunt cost five hundred dollars. Five hundred dollars, for a blunt. And you’re gonna tell me me I can’t have this job?”

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